|One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police
Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.
The police officer on duty was intrigued by this and he asked, “How sure
“No,” replied the nervous immigrant.
“Did ya hear her tell someone else that she’s gonna kill ya?”
“Did someone tell ya that your wife is gonna kill ya?”
“Then why in God’s name did ya think she’s gonna kill ya?” asked the
“Because I found bottle on dresser and I think she gonna poison me!” He
The police officer took one look at the label on the bottle and
“What so funny? Can’t you see the label on bottle said, ‘Polish